All I’ve got

Please do not come up to me, ask if my hair is nat­ural, and then fol­low me around, try­ing to touch it.  Just tell me that my hair is pretty, and that will be suf­fi­cient to make me smile.  Really.

Also, please do not talk to me or approach me in any way when I’m at the ATM.  I will not take it the right way, ever.

Uni­som = Benadryl = Diphen­hy­dramine HCl.  Why peo­ple are will­ing to pay dif­fer­ent prices for the dif­fer­ent pack­ages is beyond me.  Also, Sudaphed PE?  Not pseu­doephedrine.  I guess it’s fool­ing some­body, but not me.  I’ll con­tinue to buy the stuff they make meth out of, thanks.  Because it works.  Not as well as other out­lawed drugs that I should totally be allowed to take if I felt the risks out­weighed the ben­e­fits.  But bet­ter than that stuff you try to pawn off as Sudafed.  That stuff actu­ally makes me dizzy but does noth­ing for my sniffles.

And most impor­tantly:  Remem­ber, remem­ber, the 5th of Novem­ber.  It’s Guy Fawkes Day, which I remem­bered, then for­got, but Honu-Girl tweeted about it and made me smile.